We obtained a snipit of Mr. Head's new strategy:
- Outsource company restrooms to an overseas company specializing in rooms of rest.
- Phase out staff who aren't high paid executives. The benefits of this will be two-fold:
- There will no longer be the financial drain of workers who actually produce
- With productive staff eliminated, there will be more money for executive bonuses
- Have the remaining employees wear 'Swiffer' shoes; layoff cleaning crews.
Although it could not be confirmed by post time, there is word of a possible fourth bullet point: Outsource all brain functions.
No comments:
Post a Comment