In a shocking turn of events, Meg Whitman, ex-eBay CEO, announced today that she is quitting the race to be the next CA governor.
A Whitman campaign insider divulged that Ms. Whitman believes the governorship to be small potatoes and, that with her substantial financial resources, she should go for the top post immediately.
The campaign insider inferred that we could expect to see Whitman 2012 posters any day now. When asked who Ms. Whitman was considering for her running mate, the insider looked puzzled and replied, "No running mate will be necessary for the post Whitman desires, as there are already the Holy Ghost and Jesus."
Ha ha! "governorship to be small potatoes!"
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