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Sunday, November 27, 2011
Washington DC Name Changed
Congress has decided that the name of our nation's capital needs to reflect what actually goes on in Congress. No longer will it be known as Washington D.C. (District of Columbia), it will from here on be referred to as Washington D.C. -- Developmentally Challenged.
Saturday, January 29, 2011
SAG Awards to be Renamed
In an attempt to stand out from the crowd, the Screen Actors Guild has decided to rename the SAG Awards.
When asked the impetus for the change, SAG President, Ken Howard, denied the reason was because of the impression the awards were for actors who have avoided the surgeon's knife.
"No," Mr. Howard started, "we decided the name should be more of a reflection of the true nature of the award."
The new name is 'The Circle Jerk Awards'.
When asked the impetus for the change, SAG President, Ken Howard, denied the reason was because of the impression the awards were for actors who have avoided the surgeon's knife.
"No," Mr. Howard started, "we decided the name should be more of a reflection of the true nature of the award."
The new name is 'The Circle Jerk Awards'.
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