After listening to the complaints from their constituents, the upper eschelon of the Democratic Party has decided to resort to drastic measures.
"We have decided to follow what some of our supporters have been calling for since the latest Bush Administration." Sen. Harry Reid began, "Certain core members of the Democratic party have started gene therapy to grow some much needed balls."
When asked for comment, Rep. Nancy Pelosi said, "Why would I need those, vagina's are much tougher than balls!"
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