In a new merger with Lucifer, Inc. (the parent company of Hell, Ltd.), Temple Money Changers Bank has announced a new type of mortgage. This ground breaking mortgage will have a much longer repayment term than the typical home mortgage's 30 years, this term can literally continue for an eternity.
The new mortgage will be on the borrower's soul. Not to be confused with 'mortgaging one's future', which is dominated by credit cards and student loans, the mortgaging of one's soul will not end with the borrower's death and cannot be passed on to the borrower's heirs. Payment will continue long into the afterlife.
When asked which market would be interested in such a mortgage, TMCB spokesperson replied, "We have received many inquiries from Congress, many legislators from around the world and investment bankers from other institutions."
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