Taylor Swift's PR Nightmare: She isn't fast and she can't sew.

Taylor Swift's camp was sent scrambing today when a journalist from a high school newspaper asked the singer about her name.

"So," chuckled the pubescent journalist, "are you fast?  And can you sew?"

Swift's face just went blank and she looked toward her handlers who quickly ended the interview and whisked their client away.

There has been no word from Swift's representatives as of press time.