In another PR stunner, Tiger Woods' Golf Clubs today divulged a secret about their past.
"We would like to apologize to Tiger and his family. We weren't truthful about our past lives", the 9 iron began, "We were not made from recycled NASCAR wheels as we led everyone to believe. We were made from discarded Ginsu knives."
Visibly embarrassed, the 9 iron quickly left the microphone and disappeared into a leather golf bag.
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