Southwest Airlines to Be Renamed

In a move to prevent further 'misunderstandings' with customers of size the management of Southwest Airlines has decided to change the company's name.

"After much deliberation and contemplation, we have decided to rename Southwest Airlines." the statement from the former Southwest Airlines began. "We understand that there have been many incidents where our policies have been misconstrued as size-ist, so to head off any future antagonistic feelings or statements we are renaming Southwest Airlines to Anorexic Airlines. If you are not malnourished, please do not fly with us."