Tiger Woods' Golf Clubs Issue an Apology

In another PR stunner, Tiger Woods' Golf Clubs today divulged a secret about their past.

"We would like to apologize to Tiger and his family. We weren't truthful about our past lives", the 9 iron began, "We were not made from recycled NASCAR wheels as we led everyone to believe. We were made from discarded Ginsu knives."

Visibly embarrassed, the 9 iron quickly left the microphone and disappeared into a leather golf bag.