Ex-eBay CEO Quitting CA Governor's Race

In a shocking turn of events, Meg Whitman, ex-eBay CEO, announced today that she is quitting the race to be the next CA governor.

A Whitman campaign insider divulged that Ms. Whitman believes the governorship to be small potatoes and, that with her substantial financial resources, she should go for the top post immediately.

The campaign insider inferred that we could expect to see Whitman 2012 posters any day now. When asked who Ms. Whitman was considering for her running mate, the insider looked puzzled and replied, "No running mate will be necessary for the post Whitman desires, as there are already the Holy Ghost and Jesus."

Toyota to Change Focus: Now Converting to Bumper Car Production.

Amidst the most massive recall ever, Toyota has been dealt yet another blow, this time problems with the company's prize hybrid, the Prius.

Toyota insiders have informed us that the company is going quit building autos and has decided to go into bumper car production.  Apparently only second to Japan's love of seafood is their love of bumper cars.

Toyota employees and their unions have yet to be notified of corporate's decision.