Rep. Issa to Head Experimental Committee

Rep. Darrell Issa (R- CA)'s office released today that the Congressman has formed a new experimental committee.

"To help further our conservative, pro-family, anti-woman's-rights agenda, we are pleased to announce the formation of a new committee," Rep. Issa began, "The Committee to Forget Liberties and to Undermine seX or FLUX."

When asked what exactly FLUX was tasked to accomplish, a frustrated Issa snapped, "FLUX seeks the capacity to travel back to the 1950's. Phase One experiments will concentrate on the actual process of time travel. Phase Two will focus on overriding our own 'modern' age and replace it with a 1950's reality."

How silly of us, we should have guessed...