After former Vice President Dick Cheney's latest cardiac event, doctors decided to replace his defective organ with something more suited to the task.
"This is a rather unique situation," the head of the transplant team began, "in that we are not replacing Mr. Cheney's heart with a human heart. After much research and study, we believe we have come up with the perfect item to replace Mr. Cheney's defective heart… a bilge pump."
DOES THIS MEAN THAT HE WON'T BE SHOOTING HIS FRIENDS ANYMORE
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