Showing posts with label bilge pump. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bilge pump. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Cheney Gets Heart Transplant

After former Vice President Dick Cheney's latest cardiac event, doctors decided to replace his defective organ with something more suited to the task.

"This is a rather unique situation," the head of the transplant team began, "in that we are not replacing Mr. Cheney's heart with a human heart. After much research and study, we believe we have come up with the perfect item to replace Mr. Cheney's defective heart… a bilge pump."