GOP Proposes New Licenses

In answer to all the current healthcare controversies, several senior members of the GOP locked themselves in a room over the weekend and contrived a new piece of legislation.

Licenses
"You have to have a license to drive, a license to practice law and a license to be an accountant. So why not require a license for sex?" an anonymous member confided to us.

"Think about it... look at all the problems that arise out of casual sex. This requirement would eliminate those issues."

When asked what the requirements for a license would be, he listed the following:

1. Be a part of a HETEROSEXUAL marriage.



2. Or, be over the age of 65 (retirees need fun too)



3. Or be a single male member of Congress.

When asked about the LGBT community, our contact replied, "Let them enter into a heterosexual marriage and they will get their licenses."