Medical First: Child Makes Face and It Stays that Way

A young boy from Waterford, WI, ignored repeated warnings from his grandmother to stop making faces when tragedy struck... his face stayed in a contorted state.

Area doctors are puzzled and have asked for help from the local clown college's campus physician.

California Drought Update: Rain May Not Be Wet Enough

Percy Ogilvy, head of the California Water Moisture Commission, released a statement today warning Californians that the drought may not be over.  "Rain from the recent storm fronts may not contain enough moisture to truly be wet. Conservation is still the watchword for California."