Monday, March 22, 2010

Persian Rug Boycotts White House

The White House housekeeping staff has been dragged unknowingly into the US-Iran conflict. After having several antique rugs cleaned, the staff was laying the rugs when the trouble began.

One new rug would not unroll. Several housekeeping staff members attempted to assist in the unrolling of the rug, but it could not be unrolled. The staff members enlisted the help of some rather large Secret Service Agents, but alas, the rug would not budge.

A frustrated staffer, upon a more close inspection, discovered that the rug was of Iranian origin.

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