TEHRAN, Iran – Iran's hard-line and hard-up President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Saturday called the almost universal belief that the Earth is round a "big lie" used by the infidels of the west to hold the rest of the world hostage to their science.
Ahmadinejad's comments, made during an address to Anti-Intelligence Ministry staff, are adding fuel to a smoldering fire between Tehran and the West. This tension is due to cooties. Ahmadinejad says the West has them and the West denies it.
"For centuries, the western world believed that the Earth was flat, then suddenly, when it benefited their twisted agenda, they changed their minds and said that is round." Ahmadinejad said. "How many innocents have been eaten by the sea monsters that roam the edge waters? How many have fallen off the edge of the earth? We may never know; their propaganda machine hides the truth from us all."
Ahmadinejad can't help it. His flat Head isn't broadminded.
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